by Sonny Bunch on January 23, 2013
Ah, if there’s one thing we need more of is people from tawny Westchester County who attended The George Washington University (tuition: $40K+, one of the most expensive in America) extolling the virtues of neo-Marxism (look, if anyone reading went to GW, I’m sorry you spent that money, but you’re probably sorrier). It’s like, there you are, […]
Tagged as:
seriously though marxists are terrible
by Sonny Bunch on January 22, 2013
So, a Hollywood studio has shelled out some $30M in guaranteed publicity spending and distribution rights for Don Jon’s Addiction, a film in which Joseph-Gordon Levitt plays a porn-addicted lothario who gets together with Scarlett Johansson. Tony Danza and Julianne Moore are also in the mix. From a business perspective, this strikes me as a weird […]
Tagged as:
box office theorizing
by Sonny Bunch on January 21, 2013
by Sonny Bunch on January 18, 2013
Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to the big screen in a starring role for the first time since 2003’sTerminator 3 in The Last Stand, an aggressively non-cerebral throwback to the action genre he so thoroughly dominated during the 1980s and 1990s. It’s nice to have him back. Schwarzenegger stars as Ray Owens, a one-time Los Angeles cop who has […]
Tagged as:
Arnold Schwarzenegger,
seriously the accents are atrocious,
The Last Stand review
by Sonny Bunch on January 17, 2013
I was prepared to get my dander up about this DCist piece by John Fleury and Benjamin R. Freed on the District’s lack of dive bars…but you know what? They’re pretty much right! But don’t delude yourself. We’re not looking for a true dive. We’re looking for the invented nostalgia of the idea a dive conveys but […]
Tagged as:
Dives suck
by Sonny Bunch on January 16, 2013
Emily Nussbaum’s take on FX’s Justified was quite good, hitting on the reason for the show’s inconsistency and somewhat-maddening third season dip. I definitely recommend checking it out in full, but here’s a taste: Last season became yet more serialized, only to hit a wall, hard. Extended storytelling has its own conventions and clichés, all […]
Tagged as:
Emily Nussbaum,
I promise I really really liked her essay!,
Justified
by Sonny Bunch on January 15, 2013
The Atlantic hilariously sold space on their website to Scientology to talk about the awesome year their not-at-all creepy head has pulled together for the cult. Jim Treacher has the details here. After a relentless campaign of mockery on Twitter (and possibly some shenanigans by the aforementioned creepy cult in the advertorial’s comments section) the Atlantic pulled their […]
Tagged as:
sanctimonious dbags
by Sonny Bunch on January 14, 2013
“You’re either with us or against us in the fight against terror.” — George W. Bush, November 6, 2001 press conference. “Do yourself a favor, and don’t go see [Zero Dark Thirty]. Don’t encourage film-making that at best offers ambiguity about torture, and at worst endorses it. Spend the two and a half hours and the […]
Tagged as:
Dan Froomkin,
irony,
Parents Television Council,
The art of juxtaposition
by Sonny Bunch on January 11, 2013
by Sonny Bunch on January 10, 2013
FADE IN ON EXT. SIDEWALK, NIGHT A Young Professional walks down the street, hurrying to make the light. A Disheveled Interloper seeks to stop him. DI: Excuse me, can I stop you for a second and ask… YP: Sorry, no. [Hurries on] The half-walk, half-run is not enough; the light turns yellow. He frustratedly sighs, […]
Tagged as:
City living is the best