Thursday, November 22, 2012

My Future Thanksgiving Day Speech

by Sonny Bunch on November 22, 2012

Were you poor fools ever to suffer under the Presidency of Sonny Bunch, this is the speech I would give on live television during the annual “turkey pardoning” event: My wife wishes me to pardon this turkey and let it join the Turkey’s Watch. Eternally free from being eaten, it would live out its days […]